What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.