What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...
I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
