What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?
Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
