What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."
"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"
What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
