What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention.
The Jew, bragging about his virility said, "I have four sons, one more and I’ll have a basketball team!"
The Catholic pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That’s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You guys don't have a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I’ll have a golf course!"
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
