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The One Thing Not To Do

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What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

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Why Don't You Kiss Me Like That?

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"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"

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That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.