What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
