What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.
