New Business

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Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

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Your Kind Of Game?

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Beautiful Women

A man approaches a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asks, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?” the woman asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Over Her Dead Body

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.