When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
