What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.