What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."
Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."
The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."
Sam says, "What's the good news?"
The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
