What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
