Settling the Same Sex Marriage Debate

My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"

She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."

And that's when the fight started...

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"

I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."

And that's when the fight started...