Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."
When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
