Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.
"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.
And that's when the fight started...
