Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
