Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
