Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."
And that's when the fight started...
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
