Beggars Can't Be Choosers

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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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Just One Question

I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!

I Came All Over That Place

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

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What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.