Beggars Can't Be Choosers

: Created: 16 October 2015; Hits: 1975

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Don't Give Me No Lip

My wife bought one of those do-it-yourself waxing kits. Really wanting to please me, she asked with a wink: "Should I do the sides and leave a little strip down the middle?"

I told her: "I'd prefer you have no moustache at all."

And that's when the fight started...

Giddy up!

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.