How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
