What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
