Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
