What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
