Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?

Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.