Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

What's the difference between meat and chicken?

If you beat your chicken, it dies.

A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!

Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."