Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.

And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!

What's the job application at Hooters?

They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.