Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"

What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...