We're Not Crazy ... Yet!

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

What did the dick say to the balls?

You guys hang around here while I go inside.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)