Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
