What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
