Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
