Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."
"I know the feeling." his partner says.
"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."
