How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
