I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
