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Why are women like a storm door?

The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.

And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.

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Do I Make You Hungry Baby?

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

Give Me One In A Bun

How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.

You're On The Clock

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times. In moments of temptation ask yourself just one question: Is 15 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

One young girl in the back of the room rose and asked: "Excuse me, but how do you make it last 15 minutes?"