What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?
Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.
What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
