Cop Pulls A Guy Over

A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"

"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."

What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?

All Ken's stuff.

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.