Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"
The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
