Best Chance For A Full Recovery

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?

They both go down for the count!

Why did Santa get arrested?

He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!