Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
