Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."
Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."
