Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.
She asked why not?
"Cause the thief spends less than you do."
The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."
The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"
So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
