Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"
I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."
