Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
