How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
