How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."
Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"
"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."
