How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
