Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.