Best Way To Go

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.