Best Way To Go

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When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

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Back And Forth Exchange

Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

Depends on Your Persepctive

My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.

I thought she was just shallow.

Like The Back Of My Hand...

We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"

I told her: "The back of my hand."

And that's when the fight started...