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Best Way To Go

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When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

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Not Quite A Cure

A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.

"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"

"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

What A Horrible Life

Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!

The Down Under

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.