When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Season."