What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
The other day my wife asked me to talk to her like she was special.
So I said, "Gooooo ... maaaaake ... meeeee ... aaaaa ... cuuuuup ... offfff ... coffeeeee"
And that's when the fight started...
Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
