Women Are A Mystery

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...