How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
