How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
And that's when the fight started...
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
