My Last Gig

You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.