How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
