How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
