What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
