What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"
His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
