Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."