Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
