A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over. The cop says, "Have you been drinking?" The guy says, "Yes, I have." The cop says, "Please step out of the car." The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"
A man picks up a cute little number in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. After they're done screwing around he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?"
She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be... your face looks familiar."
