I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
