How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
