What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
How is a woman like a hurricane?
When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.
