What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.
Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
