How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."
Mom: "Did someone harass you?"
"Finally!"
