That's Her Opinion

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head nurse.

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.