Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
