Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
A guy is sitting at the bar and he's really drunk. His dick is out, he's a monstrous hard-on, and he's beating off like there's no tomorrow.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get outta here."
The guy says, "Are you kiddin'? No way I can leave. If I stood up I couldn't walk. In fact, I'm so drunk, I don't even know who I'm screwin'."
