Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
