All Sinners Must Come And Confess

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"

I told her: "When they get divorced."

And that's when the fight started...

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.