How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."
I said: "Yeah, but I do."
And that's when the fight started...
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
