How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."
Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea.
And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?
Still no fuckin' idea.
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
