Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
